Pheonix Wright Improv 1Brackets mean Out of Character chat.
<Ecomics21> *sitting in defendants waiting room sorting out papers*
<MinamoTohru> (That's so cute! xD )
<MinamoTohru> *s'totally not just getting forged evidence, nu huh*
<Ecomics21> {DOUBLE NEGATIVE!!}
<Ecomics21> {*shot*}
<Ecomics21> Baliff: GET THE F*** IN HERE BITCH D<
<MinamoTohru> (XDD)
<MinamoTohru> (I broke. xD )
<Ecomics21> ....*hears baliff and walks in quietly staying cautious of him*
<MinamoTohru> *looks up at him and just glares* What was that?
<Ecomics21> {He always acts like a jerk at the worst times...like telling you to start when you need to start something XD}
<Ecomics21> hear*
<Ecomics21> Baliff: *looks at edgeworth* You heard me, pinky boy....best watch your mouth before I take you out back *rapefaceplz*
<Ecomics21> {*shot*}
<MinamoTohru> (Pffffffffffffffft. )
<Ecomics21> {broke again? XD}
<MinamoTohru> *walks over to him, crossing his arms* ....Try it. I'll have you thrown in jail.
<MinamoTohru> (Yes. xD )
<Ecomics21> Baliff: Not after you've been in my truck for two weeks
<MinamoTohru> *rolls his eyes at him before walking in*
<Ecomics21> *standing at his post* Where the hell is Edgeworth at? *looks at watch*
<MinamoTohru> *goes over to his post, then smacks down his hand on it*
<Ecomics21> ......Why are you so late?
<MinamoTohru> ...I am not. *glares at*
<Ecomics21> {Should we both be the judge...that way its "fair"}
<Ecomics21> {XD}
<MinamoTohru> (...Fair. Right. xD )
<Ecomics21> {kk XD}
<Ecomics21> Have you looked at your watch recently? :\
<MinamoTohru> *taps his temples, smirking* Are you sure you weren't just early?
<Ecomics21> ...no, the time of the trial clearly said 3:20...and you are here at 3:30 *blankly stares at him*
<MinamoTohru> It matters not for I am here now, am I not?
<Ecomics21> Judge: *bangs gavel* the prosecution has a point....now then, let us begin the trial
<Ecomics21> Alright then *smirks*
<MinamoTohru> *grins, keeping a hand on the desk*
<Ecomics21> Judge: Is the defense ready? PW: Yes your honor
<Ecomics21> Judge: Is the prosecution ready?
<MinamoTohru> *nods* But of course.
<Ecomics21> Judge: Alright then, your opening statement please
<MinamoTohru> (...Uhm. |D )
<Ecomics21> {This is where the RP really gets fun
}<MinamoTohru> *looks at Phoenix* Go ahead.
<MinamoTohru> (>w> )
<Ecomics21> {Fine XD}
<MinamoTohru> (xD)
<Ecomics21> Well....Miles, if you paid attention a bit more you would know that we were in the middle of the trial for Mr. Smutt...who was brutally killed by his jugular vein being sliced by a combat knife
<MinamoTohru> *rolls his eyes, messing with his papers* And the only one that was there at the moment, was Miss Yuri. Who is now on trial.
<Ecomics21> And I assume you have a witness...as you always do?
<MinamoTohru> Oh but of course. But like always, Dick Gumshoe will take the stand to tell us what happened. And so that you can see the reports.
<Ecomics21> Alright call him in then
<Ecomics21> {Prosecution has to Rp witnesses :3}
<Ecomics21> {*shot*}
<MinamoTohru> (Yush. xD)
<MinamoTohru> Dick: *shuffles in, going over to stand behind the bench, he then rubs the back of his neck before grinning and waving to Phoenix* Yo, pal!
<Ecomics21> {lol, dick *immatureplz*}
<Ecomics21> Good afternoon officer *acting formal for the judge*
<MinamoTohru> (I giggled then too. >w> )
<MinamoTohru> Dick: *grins, waving still*
<MinamoTohru> ...Do I need to cut down your paycheck again? Please tell us what happened.
<Ecomics21> {*highfives for immaturity* 8D{
<Ecomics21> Please just tell us what we need to know officer
<MinamoTohru> Dick: .... *looks like a kicked puppy* I can barely pay for my noodles as it is. 8"<
<MinamoTohru> (*highfives* xD )
<Ecomics21> Damn, why does Edgeworth have to push him so far The information please
<MinamoTohru> Dick: *nods* Right! *sighs before scratching his head* Well then.. Mr. Smutt was having his usual walk with the dog..
<MinamoTohru> *crosses his arms, listening*
<Ecomics21> *holds his chin and takes mental notes of every detail heard*
<MinamoTohru> Dick: When suddenly! All the lights went out! Even though he stayed calm, the dog went wild!
<MinamoTohru> (*so making this up as she goes* |D )
<Ecomics21> {That's what's fun about this XD}
<Ecomics21> ..... Lights out...
<MinamoTohru> Dick: The dog managed to run away, where it came across Miss.. Yuri, was it?
<MinamoTohru> *nodnod* Continue.
<Ecomics21> ....*thinks deeply*
<MinamoTohru> Dick: It must've been attracted to her, have you seen how little she wears? *winkwink* ...Anyway. After some time, Mr. Smutt came across them again.
<Ecomics21> HOLD IT!!
<Ecomics21> .....You just said...again? Meaning that they had encountered eachother before this?
<MinamoTohru> Dick: ...Well, uhm, yeah. They probably have met before. Mr. Smutt always took his dog for a walk.
<Ecomics21> But...by what you said...at the black out, they met...again *stares him down*
<MinamoTohru> *sighs, smirking* Oh please. Like you don't know any other attorneys.
<Ecomics21> And what's that supposed to mean?
<MinamoTohru> *taps his head* That even though you aren't friends with any of them, you still know them because you've seen them around, right? *turns his attention back to Dick* Continue.
<MinamoTohru> Dick: R-right, pal. *nods* Well then.. the cameras around weren't able to catch them, because.. the lights were out, pal.
<Ecomics21> So how do you know my client committed this crime?
<MinamoTohru> Dick: She was the only one around, pal! No one else was found!
<Ecomics21> They could've easily ran away afterwards...you can't just commit people like this for being in the wrong place at the wrong time
<MinamoTohru> Dick: We looked all over, pal! And she was there, covered in blood.
<Ecomics21> of course, there's always the blood ....hmmm, were there any other witnesses?
<MinamoTohru> Dick: ...The dog?
<MinamoTohru> *pinches his nose* Be serious, will you?
<Ecomics21> Dammit, no witnesses? ....WAIT!! HOLD IT!!....how did the police get record of this event in a blackout if there were no witnesses?
<MinamoTohru> Dick: The cameras! After the light went on again, they showed the lady with the..body. And, the guard walking around called for us when the lights went out. *nodnod*
<Ecomics21> There's my shot ....so by what you just said....we have a witness
<Ecomics21> Judge: The defense does have a point
<MinamoTohru> Dick: ...Woah pal! That's right!
<MinamoTohru> *sighs* ....
<Ecomics21> Did Edgeworth not want me to know about that guard for some reason?
<MinamoTohru> Dick: Never considered him, pal. He helped us out!
<Ecomics21> Oh? How did he help you?
<MinamoTohru> Dick: Well, for one, he called us.
<Ecomics21> For two?
<MinamoTohru> Dick: He noted down the names and stuff!
<Ecomics21> Wait a second....how would he know their names if he just saw them off of a screen?
<MinamoTohru> Dick: He asked her. :0
<Ecomics21> Funny...if Miss Yuri in fact killed Mr. Smutt....wouldn't it be obvious that she would've fled the scene while the lights were still out!! *epic pose*
<Ecomics21> {Do I play a good Phoenix? ;D}
<MinamoTohru> (Yes. xD )
<MinamoTohru> She was in shock, of course!
<Ecomics21> The only reason she would've been in shock Mr. Edgeworth is if she had accidentaly killed him...and being slit in the throat means it was a kill that was planned
<MinamoTohru> She's a young girl, Mr Wright. She must've held some grudge against him. A vein was hit, which means a lot of blood. She probably didn't see that coming, and petrified.
<Ecomics21> Still, nonetheless...I would like to call the guard to the stand
<Ecomics21> {*will let you be the judge here*
}<MinamoTohru> Judge: Have you still got anything to add, Gumshoe?
<MinamoTohru> Dick: A-ah, no pal, sir, pal. I mean.. *shakes his head*
<MinamoTohru> Judge: Then I call Mr. Meriwhether to the stand.
<Ecomics21> This is it...the only witness at the scene
<MinamoTohru> Edward: *walks over and stands there* .....
<Ecomics21> *waits to see Edgeworths usual attempt to control his witnesses*
<MinamoTohru> *nods to him* Please, begin.
<MinamoTohru> Edward: .... *nods* So I was like, there, and like, checking the cameras, y'know.
<Ecomics21> Please be a bit more specific
<MinamoTohru> Edward: *looks at him* ...Ehhhh?
<Ecomics21> ...Nevermind, please continue I don't believe he was going to say something productive anyway
<MinamoTohru> Edward: ....And like, the power went out.
<Ecomics21> HOLD IT! .....Do you know how the power went out?
<MinamoTohru> Edward: Nope.
<MinamoTohru> *is just smirking right now*
<Ecomics21> *facepalm* Isn't a guard supposed to know these things?
<MinamoTohru> Edward: Hey, hey, I can't just go out in the dark and check these things, eh?
<Ecomics21> Isn't that your job to do exactly that?
<MinamoTohru> Edward: In the dark, with a killer out? Hell nah.
<Ecomics21> WAIT A SECOND!!! *epic moment* HOW DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS A KILLER OUT BEFORE THE POWER WENT OUT?!
<Ecomics21> *point*
<Ecomics21> {Gotcha ;D}
<MinamoTohru> Edward: *gasp!* ...W-well!
<MinamoTohru> HOLD IT! If you were out, and all the powers went out, wouldn't you freak out!?
<Ecomics21> Not if it was my job to be prepared for the worst *serious face*
<Ecomics21> {Are you getting into this as much as I am? XD}
<MinamoTohru> (Yes. xD )
<MinamoTohru> *snorts!* Like how prepared you are right now!?
<Ecomics21> {this was such a good idea XD}
<MinamoTohru> (We're awesome like that. xD )
<Ecomics21> Please Miles, if you have an educated response please feel free to tell it...but it is obvious to me now that his statement contradicts the police report of him calling after he saw Miss Yuri covered in blood on the monitor
<MinamoTohru> Edward: ... I like, called when the lights went out. I know the police always takes a while to come.
<Ecomics21> OBJECTION! ...You just keep digging yourself deeper....*smirks* just read the autopsy report I have here...the murder happened *point* DURING THE BLACKOUT
<MinamoTohru> Hold it! He probably just panicked and called the police for he did not know who else to call!
<Ecomics21> Please Edgeworth....why would he call the police and report a murder?!
<MinamoTohru> He was not the one to report the murder! The police just found the body when they came!
<MinamoTohru> (Brb~ )
<Ecomics21> *shocked* Dammit Gumshoe...if only I could deduct your salery now ......Wait something just doesn't add up....
<MinamoTohru> And what's that?
<Ecomics21> Like....how can one use the phone, if THE POWER IS OUT
<MinamoTohru> ...Ever heard of a cellphone?
<Ecomics21> Yes I have, but the police report said that the call specifically came from a ground phone
<MinamoTohru> *frowns* .... Still! He has no motive!
<Ecomics21> Oh? Really?....I believe you already told us the motive Mr. Edgeworth
<MinamoTohru> ...Which is?
<Ecomics21> That Mr. Meriwether was frightened by the black out, he wasn't expecting anyone to enter the building and when he came across Mr. Smutt he paniced and attacked him with his knife....not knowing what to do next he quickly moved to the payphone outside to call the police and pin this on the nearest person which was Miss Yuri.
<MinamoTohru> (Dude. )
<MinamoTohru> (Ilu hard. )
<MinamoTohru> (*shot* xD )
<Ecomics21> {I am badass, aren't I? XD}
<MinamoTohru> (That was like.. so how I had the idea.. That's so friggin' awesome. xD )
<Ecomics21> {I really am Pheonix 8D
<Ecomics21> }
<MinamoTohru> Edward: *twitch* ......
<MinamoTohru> Still, what about the murder weapon?
<Ecomics21> What about it? The knife was found at the scene right?
<Ecomics21> {I really could make a good lawyer XD}
<Ecomics21> {The judge has been so quiet too XD}
<MinamoTohru> (The judge's mind was blown. xD)
<MinamoTohru> Or was it? *smirks*
<Ecomics21> Oh?
<MinamoTohru> Have you got it, Wright?
<Ecomics21> I don't need it *smirks*
<MinamoTohru> You still have no proof that he did it!
<Ecomics21> I believe I do though *smirk more*
<MinamoTohru> Oh yes?
<MinamoTohru> (Orly? 8U )
<Ecomics21> {YaRly!}
<Ecomics21> Indeed I do, just take a look at the Autopsy report again....the victim died from a wound by a COMBAT knife....now who in this courtroom would be using one of those on a regular basis?
<MinamoTohru> Why would a simple guard carry a combat knife!?
<Ecomics21> Its mandatory to have a weapon of some kind for a job of that nature.
<MinamoTohru> A combat knife? *mock laugh*
<Ecomics21> Fine then....where in the police report was the weapon found then?
<MinamoTohru> The girl was still holding it.
<Ecomics21> *thinks for awhile*
<MinamoTohru> *smirks again*
<Ecomics21> *laughs a bit* Edgey, I believe you of all people should be able to understand that one
<MinamoTohru> After hitting his vein with the knife, the girl was so much in shock, that she held onto the knife and stood her ground.
<Ecomics21> Well, the murderer...now in even more of a panic realizing he just killed an innocent man now drops his knife. Along comes Miss Yuri, still in the darkness, feeling around for something...picks up the knife and then suddenly she is frozen staring upon the bloody mess before her.
<Ecomics21> *add as the lights come on in there*
<MinamoTohru> Edward: *twitchtwitchtwitch*
<Ecomics21> {Am I good? ;D}
<MinamoTohru> *grinds his teeth, holding both of his hands on the desk*
<MinamoTohru> (Yes. xD )
<MinamoTohru> (Are you like.. reading my mind? D8 )
<Ecomics21> {;D}
<Ecomics21> {I really wanna be a lawyer now XD}
<Ecomics21> ...Mr Meriwhether....mind telling us what really happened that night?
<MinamoTohru> Edward: .... *twitches moar*
<Ecomics21> ....I believe the court can see its answer now
<MinamoTohru> *groans* OBJECTION!
<Ecomics21> *looks over at Edgeworth* What did I miss? D:
<MinamoTohru> Mr Meriwhether is a guard! He knows what to do when something simple like the lights going off happens! He simply called the cops, for help, and then went out looking to see what happened. As a guard.. did you not have a light on you? How else would he have known where to go? And how not to get lost? He might have been startled by this other figure, but that's no reason for him to attack the other!
<MinamoTohru> (Wowlong. xD )
<Ecomics21> Damn you Edgeworth *clenches fists an thinks deeply*
<MinamoTohru> Edward: *nodnod* Yup. A light..
<MinamoTohru> *grins, crossing his arms*
<Ecomics21> But he did have a reason to be startled enough to be attacked....need you forget that Mr. Smutt had a DOG LOOSE IN THE BUILDING that was going on a frenzy at the time, it didn't matter that there was a light or not just that he was being startled by all the sounds.
<MinamoTohru> (Fuck. )
<Ecomics21> {;D}
<MinamoTohru> (Fuck. Iluharder now. xD )
<MinamoTohru> (You're gooooood. xDD )
<Ecomics21> {I will admit that one was a bit harder, had to think back a bit XD}
<MinamoTohru> *gasp!startled*
<MinamoTohru> Edward: .............
<Ecomics21> *standing there with a big grin on his face* So?
<MinamoTohru> Edward: .....FINE I DID IT. THAT DOG SCARED THE **** OUT OF ME. I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE THERE.
<MinamoTohru> Edward: -crying now- ;w;
<MinamoTohru> *facepalm*
<Ecomics21> and that's all we need *grin*
<MinamoTohru> Judge: Hhhhhm. *nodnod* It appears so.
<MinamoTohru> Edward: -rant- ;w;
<Ecomics21> *Stands waiting for the verdict*
<MinamoTohru> Judge: I hereby declare Miss Yuri! NOT GUILT~!
<MinamoTohru> Y.
<MinamoTohru> GUILTY~!*
<MinamoTohru> (|D;; )
Dumbfounded
